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Nobody is like you

Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody

I m getting married next month.

I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me.

Its too hard to loose someone

Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.

if u read this, i m smart..

if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...

Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips,

Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?

Rules of Life:

Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.

Why do U think I SMS u ?

Why do U think I SMS u ?

Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?

Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...

I need a person for just time pass

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass & flowers 2.

If rain makes all things beautiful

why doesn't it rain on you?

i look at the moon

i look at the moon

the moon is beautiful

i look at you

i..i...

i rather look at the moon again

U R 100% beautiful,

U R 100% beautiful,

U R 100% lovely,

U R 100% sweet,

U R 100% nice, and

U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

If u want SUCCESS in life;

If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih

ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend,

just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha

2days weather 4cast:

2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard

2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me

we've known....each other for....quite a while

we've known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think we can b more....

than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2... rob a bank?

Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki (In Urdu)

Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre

par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...

Last night some Monkeys came running

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble

good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...

Why did God Create U before Me....?

Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,

Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message

& Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........

Not every flower can represent love but roses did it.

Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!

pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.(In Urdu)

pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega By swaran

u r many kolometres

u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet

One Stone is Enough to break a Glass.....

One Stone is Enough to break a Glass..... One sentence is Enough to break a heart....... One Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and .... One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life!

A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best

A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

Government of USA has introduced

Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???

L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used

L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....

Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha (In Urdu)

Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. :

Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko (in urdu)

Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge......

American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country

American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.Japanese-Fish can play

Ball in my country. Indians-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.

U & ME laughing,

U & ME crying,

U & ME dreaming,

U & ME holding on,

U & ME...

just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -

it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp

.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,

From birth till my death,

my feelings 4 u have never changed.

For me, you've always been

..........a headache!

U r a nice person...

U r a nice person...

but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...

1st. pray to God so that u can live....

2nd.take a bath so that others can live....

EYES: to look at u.

HAND: to pray for u.

MIND: to remember u.

HEART: to make friendship with u.

and

LEG: to kick u if u forget me....

So alkways remeber me!!!Prio

(In Urdu)

jub subah jago tu kalma tayaba parho.

jub pani peny lago tu bismillah parho.

jub mujhy dekho tu subhanallah parho.

jub shesha dekho tu laholawala parho

As a person u r:

=> ADORABLE

=> SWEET

=> SIMPLE

=> HONEST

=> OBEDIENT

=> LOVEABLE

=> EXCELLENT

******

In short U R an asshole!

mujhay

aap

kuch

kehna hai

wohi

lafz

sub

ki dilon

ki dharkan

ko cho lain

i...

love....

Pakistan..

why do donkey eat grass?

.....??

......????

...........????????

oooooooppppsssss!!!! i'm sorry. it's ur personal matter.

good morning.......

have u done 2 of thae most important things when u woke up today????

1) pray , so that u may live long

2) take a bath so that other can live long.......

no visits..........

no calls...........

no missed calls........

no sms\'s............

no mails...............

no chat............

i m worried..........u r in jail again???

dil chahata hay, tum say milnay ko dil chahata hay, tum ko daikhnay ko dil chahata hay, mager ye stupid gate ceeper kia keh raha hay.....................aaj zoo band hay???

i hv a confesion to make.ever since ive known u its kinda of hard to forget u .every nite u appears in my dreams and i find myself shouting "spook spook"

'you"

yes you

u really disspointed me

i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT

why don't u stop telling others my secret?

that

I M CUTE

garifta dil tha roya tha yaad ker k tujhey.tamam raat nahi soya yaad kerk tujhey. oof khudaya yeh bijli kab ayegi.

kitney laalchi shaks nickley tum, huhh mein kabhi soch bhi nahi sakhta tha.. jub koi cheez aati hai tou thora sabar hi kar leyte hain ek dum sey sms read karney lagey, chimpanzi ki akhiri nasal huhh bye

lakri ki kaathi, kaathi ka ghoora, ghoorey ki dum pe jo maara hathoora, ghoora dhora . ghoora dhoora ..dum daba k dhoora, ary hey mr tum kahan dhoor rahey ho ghoorey ki baat chal rahi hai

hey u scared ? but i dont think ..how can u, yea thatz what im thinking we scared becuz of gost but u r the brilliant one of those

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aj apko dekha

najane kion ap bdle bdle lag rhe the

mera dil mje mjboor krta hai k kch kh doon pr dar lgta hai pr khna to pRe ga k..........naak saaf kr lein

Hi sweetheart,

Doing nothing?

Then make aplace 4 me in ur Heart!

I may come there any time!

Ur's faithfully

"HEART ATTACK!

this time i'm sure and i'm gonna say it......

i l

i lo

i lov

i love

i love y

i love yo

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Ek Dost Banaya jaye,

jisay palkoon pay bathaya jaye,

ho kuch mera aur uss ka rishta aisa k,

jab wo rahe udas to ham se bhi na muskraya jaye