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•  It is said that inzamam don't understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah Hir

Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys,

they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we

can have another chance.

  •  Train ki patri pay mat betho. Train aaye gi aur gand phat jaye gi. Abhi to haath

say gaand dhotay ho phir haath say gand dho betho gay..

Malomati sawal?

Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz

kat do to kya banta hai?drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum la layna!!

  •  A person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?"

Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani pregnent ho gae

Person : Woh kaise?

sardar JE : Merey betay nay meray condom main sorakh kar dia tha!!

  •  Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:

Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!

  •  One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.

girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?

Boy-agar mere baap

ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti.

•  Pehlay hath mein pakro!

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Phir thook lagao?

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Phir Seedha karo? ?

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Phir andar ghussao???

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Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. ;-)

•  Pehlay kiss karo...phir bister per laitao...phir dono tangein uper kar

k....thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho...ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska

pamper change kerdo......

  •  kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain

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kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain

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Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain........

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abbay aapna mobile charge.........