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Breaking News: Tamam hazrat se Guzarish hi,
k Apni aurton or bachon ko ajkal T.V se Door
rakein QK" MuShRaf Kisi b waqat vardi utar
Sakta hai
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Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
"aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!
B.V: oor aaj sey aap he mere leye FARHAN hain,
SAAD hai NOMAN hain
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AIK HUSBAND KO WIFE K BUD"ZAIQA KHANA BANANAY
PER SAKHT GHUSSA AAYA TOU CHUP NA REH SAKA;
HUSBAND: AAJ TUM NE YEH KAISA KHANA BANAYA HAI?
BILKUL GOBAR JAISA TASTE HAI.
WIFE: HAYE RABBA! ISS ADMI NE BHE KIA
KIA CHAKH RAKHA HAI.
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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying...
when a person asked
what he was doing...
he replied..
OYE! aaier(higher) studies yaar
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Doctor says to pathan:
Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hay????
Pathan: hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aya hay ...!
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3 Admi namaz par rahy(itfiq se) tay,samnay se gada guzra ,
1st:-nay gaday ko hatanay k lia awaz di,
2nd:- nay kaha k namaz main nahi bulte
3rd:- nay kaha k shukar a k main nay kuch nahi kaha
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GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai,
aa ja moray baalma taira intzar hai
GIRLS 2006: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai,
aa ja moray baalma WERNA DOSRA TIYAR HAI...
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A paindu died
God says to him !
Mein tenu jannat desaan
Paindu bola
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Na jee Na
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Mein tey HONDA hi lesaan:))
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Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!
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Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.
Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha
hota hai.
Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, “Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?”
Doosra aadmi, “Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.”
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