Mushraf ki niyat
"Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.
6 rocket fire farz.
Wasty bUSH uncle k.
Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf"
ALLAH-O-AKBAR
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New pakistan team for worldcup 2011
COach : wasim chakram
team:
bekar younus
rashid takleef
Shahid afriki
Inzamam full duck
Shoaib kambakhter
MOhammad yousuf :)
umer bull
kamran khatmal
kana naveedul hasan
Mehman butt
Extras
baiman farhat
danish maleria
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10 foot onchi deewar pe ghaass rakhi thi,
Bataoo gadha isay kaisay khaye ga?
SOcho!
SOCHO!!
or SOCHO!!
Phir socho!!
HAR gaaye na!!
Gadha bhi haar gaya tha.
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Mouse to elephant: 2 din k liye apni Neaker dena.
Elephant: ha....haaaa........haaaaa pehnay gaa kia??
Mouse: nahi......beti ki shadi hay,Tant lagwana hay
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Teacher:
such or veham mae kia ferk hai?
student:
Ap jo hum ko perha rhi hain
wo such hai
lakin
Hum parh rhe hain ye ap ka veham hain..
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agar 1 ship main MUSHARAF,NAWAZ SHARIF,BENAZIR &
SHOUKAT AZIZ bethay hon or ship doob jaye to
phir kon bach jayega?
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PAKISTAN
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Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din
mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...
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Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI"
Apki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Batau Q?
Aaj hi mere "DOGGY" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam dia hai!
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Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!