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Kudh Kushi !!
Chintoo Kudh Kushi Karne Ka Soch Kar Railway Station Chala Gaya Aur Waha Per Kuch Chicken Aur Juice Wagera Le Kar Beth Gaya
Mintoo : Arey Chintoo !! Ye Sab Kya Hai ??
Chintoo : Arey Yaar Saali Train Bohat Late Aati Hai .. Mein Ne Socha
Kahi Bhook Se Na Mar Jaoo
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Race !!
Chintoo : Yar !! Mintoo Ye Sab Logh Bagh Kyoon Rahe Hein
Mintoo : Yar Ye Race Laga Rahe Hein Cup Jeetne Ke Liye
Chintoo : To Cup Kis Ko Mile Ga
Mintoo : Yar Simple ! Jo Race Jete Ga
Chintoo : Hein! To Phir Baqi Sab Kyoon Bagh Rahe Hein !
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Aik bhai apne behnoiii (behan k shohar)
ko kehta hai k meri behan ka khayaal rakhna.........
issai khush rakhna suhaar(husband) kehta hai fikaar
nahi karai mai bilkul apne behan ki tarah rakhoo ga issai
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Man: "Doctor, Doctor! My wooden leg is giving me a
headache!"
Doctor: "Why?"
Man: "Because my wife keeps hitting me on the head
with it."
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A man visited a headmaster who was playing chess with
his dog. "Your dog must be must be very intelligent,"
said the man.
"Not really," said the headmaster. "I've won three
games out of four."
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Father: "Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life.
Doctor: "It's God who has saved your life.
after sometime.
Doctor: "My fee??"
Father: "'ll send it to God through money order"!!
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Aik adme bas stop pay khara howa hota hai
police walay us k pass a k pochtay hain k
tum nay teen choron ko yahan say jatay hoye daikha hai
wo adme bolta hai k :
yahan say seedha jao to teen mohallay ayen gay
pehlay ko chorna
dosray ko chorna
teesray mohallay main jana
wahan ja k teen galiyaan ayen ge
pehli ko chor na
dosre ko chor na
teesre gali main jana
to waha teen dokanay ayen ge
pehle dokan ko chorna
dosre dokan ko chor na
teesre dokan k saath saath jana
to teen ghar ayen gay
pehlay ghar ko chor na
dosray ghar ko chor na
teesre ghar main jana
to wahan teen rooms ayen gay
pehlay room ko chor na
dosre room ko chor na
teesre room main jana
to wahan teen cupboards ayen ge
pehle ko chor na
dosre ko chor na
teesre cupboard ko khulna
to wahan teen derazain ayen ge
pehle ko chor na
dosre ko chor na
teesre ko khulna
to us main teen pictures rakhe hoe hoon ge
pehle pic chor na
dosre pic chor na
teesre pic ko daikhna
to wo pic mere maan ki hai
or main apni maan ki qasam kha k kehta hoon k
"MAIN NAY KISI CHOR KO NAHI DAIKHA"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
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"Life Boy"
Murgi gye pani me
Machli pakar kar lie
ghar gye
Life Boy se Nahie
Jokes Hahahaha
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